You might wanna turn away, Simon Cowell.

At this weekend's Tao Beach pool party in Las Vegas, Ryan Seacrest found a new friend. And she has much nicer breasts than you do.

According to sources, the well-endowed blonde in the photos below is the iconic ex-stripper known as "Leper" on theDirty.com. To paraphrase Seacrest at the opening of every American Idol episode:

THIS... is your chance to click on the following photos and enlarge shots of Ryan and Leper.