Report: Lindsay Lohan Proposes to Samana Ronson!

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According to a story in The National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan has proposed to Samantha Ronson and is set to convert to Judaism in order to make the union work.

In related news, Carrie Prejean just had a heart attack.

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Sources tell the unreliable newspaper that Ronson's Jewish family wasn't happy when Lindsay asked for Samantha's hand in marriage; in response, Lohan has offered to convert from Catholicism.

And in response to that, Catholics everywhere cried: good riddance!

"Lindsay says Sam's promised she'll persuade her family to accept this, and they won't wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do's," an insider told the tabloid.

We know it's hard to believe everything/anything The National Enquirer writes, but remember: this is the same publication that broke the Rielle Hunter and Oksana Grigorieva pregnancy stories!

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