Paris Hilton is back for a second starring turn on her reality show, My New BFF, and in the trailer for the new season, she takes all of three seconds before tearing into first season winner Brittany Flickinger, calling her a fame whore.
Which is a bit like Lindsay Lohan terming other girls skanky anorexic nutjobs, or Carrie Prejean calling her critics hypocritical airheads, but hey, we digress.
Maybe we should give Paris more credit. If there were ever a rich, self-promoting and quintessentially useless celebrity who can spot an impostor, it's her.
We can't wait to see who she selects out of the "hundreds of thousands" of girls who applied. We hope that is an exaggeration, for the sake of humanity.