Octomom Child-Bearing to End; World Rejoices

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Taxpayers in La Habra and across California can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Well, not really. The state is still pretty much screwed financially.

But at least Octomom won't be having a 15th frickin' kid!

Nadya Suleman is planning to check into the hospital this weekend to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus, she told Radar Online.

With a nearly half of the reproductive organ missing, future pregnancies will be nearly impossible for the woman who had eight kids in January.

The infamous mother of 14 will be leaving her kids in the care of nannies (funded by taxpayers, of course) throughout the week-long recovery.

"I'm terrified," the 33-year-old nut job told the online publication regarding the procedure. "I have to get a will done just in case, so that's really scary."

No comment.

Octomom did not reveal who would be named as godparents to the children in the event of a tragedy, but says she has a good, Christian family in mind.

Wonder if the Prejeans even believe in artificial insemination ...

On a random side note, Octo also added that she is considering changing one of the octuplets' names to Nevaeh, which is "Heaven" spelled backwards.

Sigh.

She may be a drain on society for decades to come, but at least the human clown car has produced its last. Click to enlarge more Nadya Suleman pics ...

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'future pregnancies will be nearly impossible'. If her 15 minutes run out, im sure she will find a way.

Nadya Suleman Biography

Nadya Suleman Got BACK! Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, is an attention-loving, certifiably insane lady who gained international attention when she gave birth to... More »
Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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