Nadya Suleman opens up her mouth to Radar Online almost as prolifically as she opens her ... forget it. Anyway, in her latest interview, Octomom says that she was kind of exaggerating last week and can totally still have more kids.
You'd think that someone who has cranked out 14 humans would have a firm grasp of her reproductive system, so when she claimed she was undergoing surgery to remove half her uterus, thus rendering her infertile, we believed her.
And were overjoyed.
But Nadya Suleman is now setting the record straight, saying she overstated the scope of the surgery, which would, in fact, make her more fertile than ever.
"I'm not having half my uterus removed," she said. "That may have been an exaggeration on my part. It's called a myomectomy, they're removing the fibroids and part of the uterus and actually it enhances fertility, it doesn't reduce it."
Someone kill us now.
Fortunately, Octomom added that while she could get pregnant again if she desired, "I would never." La Habra, Calif., taxpayers just collectively exhaled.
As for how the mother of 14 spent yesterday's special holiday?
"Today on Mother's Day, I feel like it's Thanksgiving," she said. "I'm just incredibly thankful for what I have and feel like all my children are blessed."
We can only hope that we, too, are one day blessed with such wonderful bundles of joy. Although we can do without the pregnant Octomom pics.