Miley Cyrus Sucks, Creates Debate Over Her Body

Miley Cyrus is not remotely fat.

But she is desperate for attention and pity.

Apparently - after seeing all the headlines garnered by Jessica Simpson's overweight debate - Cyrus has decided to stir up her very own body controversy.

The day after a few pics of Miley in a bikini surfaced online, the actress took to her Twitter account and critiqued her own figure:

"i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms," she wrote.

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Miley Cyrus bikini photos have stirred up controversy between Miley Cyrus and... Miley Cyrus.

A short time later, however, Cyrus suddenly took offense to people (such as herself) that demeaned her body, Tweeting:

"Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont...even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words."

We challenge anyone to search the Internet and come up with a single blog that refers to Cyrus as "fat." Immature, egocentric and manufactured-by-Disney? Sure. But never "fat."

These Twitter postings mean one of two things:

1. Cyrus has multiple personality disorder;
2. Or she's so desperate for attention that she's actually creating her very own weight controversy.

Fans ought to be concerned either way.