Miley Cyrus is not remotely fat.
But she is desperate for attention and pity.
Apparently - after seeing all the headlines garnered by Jessica Simpson's overweight debate - Cyrus has decided to stir up her very own body controversy.
The day after a few pics of Miley in a bikini surfaced online, the actress took to her Twitter account and critiqued her own figure:
"i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms," she wrote.
Miley Cyrus bikini photos have stirred up controversy between Miley Cyrus and... Miley Cyrus.
A short time later, however, Cyrus suddenly took offense to people (such as herself) that demeaned her body, Tweeting:
"Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont...even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words."
We challenge anyone to search the Internet and come up with a single blog that refers to Cyrus as "fat." Immature, egocentric and manufactured-by-Disney? Sure. But never "fat."
These Twitter postings mean one of two things:
- Cyrus has multiple personality disorder;
- Or she's so desperate for attention that she's actually creating her very own weight controversy.
Fans ought to be concerned either way.