Hey, did you hear the one about the staunch Catholic that got divorced from his wife and is having a child out of wedlock with his girlfriend?
Mel Gibson has - and he finds it hilarious!
On a taping of The Tonight Show that will air this evening, the actor confirms that girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is knocked up.
"I guess I’m 'Octo-Mel,'" said Gibson (who already has seven kids with soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn) in his least funny reference since he called that police officer "sugar tits."
Gibson defended his relationship with Grigorieva, saying he and the singer started dating long after he separated from his wife.
"My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then," he said to Jay Leno. "These things happen. It's unfortunate, it's sad, but you know she is an admirable woman... When it's all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here."
No problem there, Mel.
When asked by Leno if he was planning on marrying Oksana, Gibson replied: "Why would you get married twice?"
Good question. We have another one for the actor:
Considering that he recently said "there is no salvation for those outside the Church" and considering he's now broken Church doctine via his divorce and unholy child making, we just wanna know: How are you preparing to rot in Hell for all of eternity, Mel?
Any moment now, Carrie Prejean and the National Organization for Marriage will release a statement, condemning Gibson's treatment of "traditional" marriage... right?