Linda Hogan Calls Daughter Out on Fake Boobs, Banging of Boyfriend, Terrible Music Career
We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.
For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.
Last week, daughter Brooke Hogan accused her mother of doing drugs, while also taking her to task yet again for dating 19-year old Charlie Hill.
In response, Linda (hiding behind representative Gary Smith) has written a statement to Perez Hilton in which she accuses her own child of:
- Having fake breasts;
- "Banging the crap" out of boyfriend Stack$ for three years;
- And scarcely selling any albums.
Linda also says ex-husband Hulk Hogan is "no different" from OJ Simpson and that young Charlie is really good at diving into a swimming pool.
Linda Hogan has set the awful mothering bar incredibly high. Will anyone be able to raise it?
You've gotta read this hilarious, rambling, grammatically-reprehensible statement to believe it:
If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.
If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart).
Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan... Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean.
Brooke "thinks" she's doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke's recording session, and Brooke knows it.
As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda's definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max's grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav).
You can choose your favorite part of this ridiculous, public slamming of Linda's own daughter.
But we love the fact that it's signed by: "Gary Smith on behalf of Linda Hogan, Global PR Inc."
If it actually exists, how awful of a public relations firm is Global PR Inc?!? This is the most comprehensible statement it could write?
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December 15th, 2011 11:17 PM
Linda is some piece of WORK! I watched their reality show when it was on. Everything seemed all nicey nice. BUT, the main think that changed was when the son got into the car crash and the MONEY was gone after the lawsuit. Linda was outta there!!!! I hope Hulk wins his defamation suit against her!
December 8th, 2011 5:34 AM
would do both linda and brooke. both got nice big asses to hold onto while banging the shit out of them. tits are bad either. would like to get them together and have a dick sucking contest.
November 23rd, 2011 6:56 PM
I got a 11.5 inch dong that would tear her skinny ass up!
September 3rd, 2011 7:32 PM
That is horrible that a mom would talk about her own child like that. She has showed that she doesnt see brooke as her daughter but a enemy. I think being with the younger guy has her thinking shes in her twenties too & doesnt have kids. Brooke is very beautiful & atractive & i dont think her boobs look fake or she does drugs & who she bangs is her own busisness her mom is digusting for even talking bout her own daughter sexually. Linda Hogan looks like hatchet face from cry baby & shes crazy like her too
August 27th, 2011 9:39 AM
wouldn't mind banging Brooke from the back side after I eat her pussy. would love to watch that big ass ripple as I slammed her cunny!
August 3rd, 2011 7:08 PM
Brooke needs to respect and forgive her mother, it's not like she's doing anything illegal, and Linda needs to act like a parent, and stay out of the gossip columns and try to mend the relationship with her daughter instead.
June 28th, 2011 11:42 PM
Linda is just another whore who is just living off her husbands money who did nothing to get famous.A real mother that really loves her daughter would never say these bad things about her daughter. She is talking about going to mass or church apparently this bitch is not getting the word of the lord when she is there. This bitch will continue to go down for the things she is putting her children through. SHE IS JUST AS FAKE AS THOSE TITS AND THOSE BOTOX LIPS. HEY LINDA HULK HOGAN MADE YOU-YOU WOULD BE A NOBODY BITCH WITH OUT HIM.I GET IT YOU WANT YOUR OWN REALLITY TV SHOW NOW.YOU ARE A COLD BLOODED FAKE ASS BITCH.P.S-YOU ARE THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD FOR SAYING THOSE THINGS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. BITCH, fake tit BITCH, BITCH of all BITCHES THATS WHAT YOU ARE. P.S FUCK CHARLIE
November 18th, 2010 2:00 AM
Brooke I hope you know that your mom may be just lashing out for one of two reasons, either she feels abandoned by you, because you seem to have more or less disowned her when she started seeing charley, and okay I get the point, she's dating a guy young enough to be your brother, it's weired, it's sick.
But as I said before she's only doing it to one up your father, not saying to wrongs make a right, I just feel that as much as you may be right to feel the way you do, but I was raised to beleive that children were to respect their parents, and elders no matter what they did, because they brought us into the world, not the other way around.
And we dare not question their decisions doing that was considered the ultimate disrespect.
Now I know I made a comment on here earlier about my father being abusive to me as a child, but that I forgave him, and that you should forgive your mom because life is short, and that if your mother died at an early age you would regret it if you had neve
November 18th, 2010 12:25 AM
It Seems to me Brooke, that your parents are hurting each other, because they are both very hurt, and feel betrayed by each other so they are lashing out at each other. trying to one up each other, to get even with each other for dating younger people. And here is where it gets weired, you may not agree with me at all, and Im not trying to upset you or grosse you out, but I think in some sick twisted way, charlie may remind your mom of a younger version of your father, and she is trying to relive her youth with what in her mind is a carbon copy of your dad when he was younger. Basically I think underneath all the anger that your father, and mother spew at each other are to brokenhearted teenagers, that still are madly in love with each other, but they are both to prideful, stubborn, and pigheaded to admit it. And have you noticed? The woman your father is now with, in my oppinion looks like some what of a cross between your mom, and you. It's like they're both saying to each other, sin
November 17th, 2010 8:54 PM
If the above statement is actually true, as far as linda slamming brooke and not a blown out of proportion fabrication, By hollywood gossip, I dont know about drugs, but it definently sounds like booze
and perscription drugs may be a definent possibility.
I've heard women who drink, and pop pills actually say similar whacked out crap about loved ones under the influence of prescription medication.
Which seems to be a growing epedemic among celebreties these days.
How ever if it is a fabrication, I hope they sue the hell out of hollywood gossip.