Five years, two children, several reality shows, a bunch of plastic surgery and countless topless photo shoots later, Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.
The two met on the UK version of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, debuting in the U.S. this summer (complete with a Spencer Pratt rap song).
According to their publicists, Peter Andre, who is allegedly a singer, and Katie Price, the insanely large-breasted model formerly known as Jordan, have ironically requested "that the media respect their families’ privacy during this difficult time.”
Always amusing when attention-starved d-listers make such requests.
The news is still sort of a shock for fans, as less than a week ago they announced plans to conceive a third child during an upcoming vacation in Cyprus.
“I’m aiming to plant my seed every night,” Andre told OK! It's a valiant goal, but one he'll be pursuing other places than Katie Price nude from now on.
Katie Price and Peter Andre are calling it quits after five years and countless annoying photo shoots together. We wish them the best toiling in obscurity solo.
Click to enlarge some vintage photos of the British reality TV twosome ...


































May 11th, 2009 4:08 PM
OMG !! oh katie pleese dont split with peter You no u loe him still i can tell you do by all your books you are my hero and i love what you have done with life and i whould love 2 be like you and i hope you get back with him and sort it out i watch all you epersods and i am watchin state side
wish you the best and hope you and peter sort it owt
love from your number 1 fan of You and your familie
love from aimee barnes i am 13 years on from bradford
May 13th, 2009 12:16 PM
please dont break up u have got a wonderfull family please you are my rollmoddle katie and peter you are a loving and caring guy please work it out!! i love state side i wach it every week. please work it out:) love ur numa 1 fan kelly from stocktonnnn pleaseeeeeee :)!!!xxxxx
May 13th, 2009 12:19 PM
wish u all the best. hope you work it out beetween you love yas both like crazzyyy (ur ma faviort celeb cuuple) please work it out XXXxxxxXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxx kellyyyyy :):) xxxxxx
May 13th, 2009 12:50 PM
OMG plz dont split up i love katie and peter they are the best couple they are made 4 eachother i relly hope they work it out i wach all of the epersods i rally dont want them 2 split up i hope that they will work it out
frome you n1 fan holly xx
May 14th, 2009 6:15 PM
katie&peter has had there up's and down's. Im sure they will pull through in the end! All the best.
May 18th, 2009 10:31 AM
OmGd ! I love kaite & peter ther soo funny together i hope they work it out i realy do cozz ther soo funny and i culd watch katie and peter next chapter all the time they make me laught soo much !! i seriosly hope they work it out !! for ther sake and the kids!!! LoVe yOu kAtIe nD PeTeR plz JUST BLOODY WORK IT OUT WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES !!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
May 18th, 2009 10:31 AM
OmGd ! I love kaite & peter ther soo funny together i hope they work it out i realy do cozz ther soo funny and i culd watch katie and peter next chapter all the time they make me laught soo much !! i seriosly hope they work it out !! for ther sake and the kids!!! LoVe yOu kAtIe nD PeTeR plz JUST BLOODY WORK IT OUT WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES !!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
May 25th, 2009 8:37 PM
com on pete sort it out with katie she deserves a second chance after everything she's done for u she's the mother of your kids dunt that mean anything to u,u are good together and u no it wonder if ya only wanted fame.
June 12th, 2009 2:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA SERVES U RIGHT FAISHION BITCH UR SPOILT AND TOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MAKEUP AND UR STUPID LIFE!!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2009 2:26 PM
UARE SUCH A PRICK AND UR ASS HOLE KIDS THEIR UGLY I WANT TO SUCK UR TITS AND FUCK UR ASS DRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!