Justin Gaston is a moron.
No, he doesn't sport a misspelled tattoo, like certain other young stars. But the boyfriend of Miley Cyrus tells the latest issue of Details magazine that he really likes attention... yet he dislikes the paparazzi.
When asked who he'd wish to be for a day, Gaston told the publication:
"[I'd be] one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day. You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I'd like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?"
Not as weird as being pimped out by Billy Ray Cyrus, Justin.
Seemingly contradicting his admitted affection for attention, here is Justin's take on celebrity gossip reporters:
"I have nightmares about paparazzi. I always have these, like, flashing things in my dreams. They're so scary. I was going to tweet about [the paparazzi] the other day, but I was afraid people might be, like, mean to me, which they often are. Please don't be mean to me on Twitter. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy with a dream. I don't know what that means."
So, to summarize: Justin Gaston is a man with a confusing dream, who loves attention, hates being photographed, yearns to be a dog and is dating an egomaniacal 16-year old.
Is everyone clear on that? Good. Now click on the pics below to enlarge more images of the model from his Details photo shoot: