douchebag (n.): "An individual displaying an over-inflated sense of self worth, possibly compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."
This definition, courtesy of the all-knowing online oracle known as the Urban Dictionary, sums up singer-songwriter John Mayer as well as one word can.
Leaving the club MyHouse in Los Angeles with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses, John joked that he really scored. No word on whether Mayer went into the bathroom, put lipstick on and kissed his own t-shirt repeatedly.
If this scene alone wasn't enough to cement his douchebag status for all eternity, he decided to bust out some Michael Jackson moves on the street.
We've actually seen worse.
The best part of this video is the random drunk girl who attempts to approach and dance with the star as he's gettin' down. John might still be shagging Scheana Marie Jancan after all, because he completely ignored this shameless hack ...