John Mayer: Covered in Kisses, Ignoring Drunk Girl

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douchebag (n.): "An individual displaying an over-inflated sense of self worth, possibly compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

This definition, courtesy of the all-knowing online oracle known as the Urban Dictionary, sums up singer-songwriter John Mayer as well as one word can.

Leaving the club MyHouse in Los Angeles with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses, John joked that he really scored. No word on whether Mayer went into the bathroom, put lipstick on and kissed his own t-shirt repeatedly.

If this scene alone wasn't enough to cement his douchebag status for all eternity, he decided to bust out some Michael Jackson moves on the street.

We've actually seen worse.

The best part of this video is the random drunk girl who attempts to approach and dance with the star as he's gettin' down. John might still be shagging Scheana Marie Jancan after all, because he completely ignored this shameless hack ...

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John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer