Poor Jessica Biel.

In the June issue of Allure, the actress complains about her beauty. When asked if being so darn attractive has prevented her from landing dramatic roles, Biel said;

"Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt."

You also have to be an idiot to whine about good looks in public.

Biel's latest film - Powder Blue, in which she plays a stripper - went straight to DVD, as the actress says she covets the careers of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman (each of whom, to complete her line of reasoning, Jessica must consider ugly).

"I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she says. "But if you don't want to even see me - that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"

We do know Biel is dating Justin Timberlake. Are you gonna complain next about how difficult it is to focus when a gorgeous man is orally pleasuring you, Jessica?

"I mean, you love who you love! It's not like you meet somebody one day and say, 'OK, I'm not going to put up with his fame!' or 'Yes, I am going to put up with his celebrity,'" she says. "You can’t choose that. It just happens to you."

Sort of like being hot and, evidently, ungrateful for it.