In perhaps the only known form of musical expression worse than her husband's rapping, Heidi Montag does her finest impersonation of a half-naked, slithering, epileptic snake in the music video for her newest single, "Black Out."
The video - which looks a lot like her other videos - was filmed during the couple's "honeymoon" in Mexico. Just be glad that there are no surgical masks involved.
Getting swine flu may actually be preferable to watching and listening to this trash. On the flip side, it's probably a 9.5 on the unintentional comedy scale ...
The aspiring singer says that despite legally changing her name to Heidi Pratt, she may still use Montag for her music: "Like everything else, I'm gonna wing it. When I did my album, it was still pre-wedding, so I may still be Heidi Montag there."
Either way, The Hills star is super-psyched to be a Pratt: "Now that we're legally married, I wanted to do the right thing. I want us to be a family in every way. When we have children, I want us to all have the same last name."