Harry Morton on Dating Lindsay Lohan: Worst. Thing. Ever.
by Hilton Hater at .Sorry, Swine Flu.
Move over, Iraq War.
Take a backseat, Holocaust.
Turns out there's something a lot worse than any of you: dating Lindsay Lohan.
Featured in Inked Magazine, Harry Morton says he couldn't be more ashamed about his relationship with the troubled train wreck. He doesn't ever wanna be in the media spotlight again.
"It is the worst thing of all time... I'll be happy if it never happens again," Morton said, likely not helping his goal of avoidng publicity by giving an interview. "There are people out there who just love it. Not me."
Of course, the owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain claims he was never really Lohan's boyfriend in the first place.
"I didn't really date her," Morton said. "This is one of those things where people will say, 'Yes, you did.' But I really didn't."
Trust us, Harry, you really did.
It may be shameful, but the photos above prove that Harry Morton was very familar with a certain Crotch of Fire for a few months.
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Comments (2 Total)
SHE DUMPED HIS SORRY BUTT! OF COURSE HE IS GONNA TRY TO REDEEM HIMSELF. LINDSAY DESERVES WAY MORE THEN A PINK TACO OWNER. HAHAHA
Who is this Harold Horton guy? Was he really lucky enough to talk to Lovely Lindsay>