Earlier this week, a Gretchen Rossi nude picture was "leaked" online, depicting the Real Housewives of Orange Country in the buff and having a grand ol' time with herself. Further elaboration is not necessary at this time.
Now, Bravo has released some pictures of Rossi and her beau, Slade Smiley (yes, that's his name) doing some light weekend shopping. You know, just picking up a few essentials, such as a hot pink, form-fitting plastic catsuit:
The unparalleled sophistication that is Gretchen Rossi fashion.
Wow. Spicing up the relationship is great, but we don't even know what to say about this getup. Imagine how she'd feel if she knew there were cameras outside.
Oh, right, the attention whore is doing this because there are cameras outside. Now it makes sense. Forgot who we were talking about for a brief instant there.
Fans of the Real Housewives know that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley are a match made in heaven. And if you aren't convinced yet, click to enlarge more pictures of her trying on classy S&M costumes below. The black one's nice too ...