Coming Soon to VH1: Megan Hauserman and Terrell Owens

One is a former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week. The other is a former NFL All-Pro.

While it may seem as though someone that has caught numerous STDs on Rock of Love with Bret Michaels would have little in common with someone that has caught the second most touchdowns in league history, Megan Hauserman and Terrell Owens will both star in reality shows this summer.

For Hauserman - the winner of Awkward Moment of the Year at the 2008 Fox Reality Awards - her upcoming VH1 series will mark her fifth foray into the reality TV world.

In Megan Wants a Millionaire, which premieres August 2, the busty blonde stars as a bachelorette that raises the stakes for her suitors. Literally! We'll let the following press release explain:

Megan’s millionaire suitors will compete in challenges ranging from going head to head in a high roller Las Vegas tournament to shelling out money in a date auction. Whoever wins the challenge, will win a date with Megan. But, it won’t just be any date.

The millionaires will be given the chance to “upgrade” their date. How about driving Megan to dinner in an Aston Martin, instead of an Escalade? Or why not take a helicopter ride to Catalina Island instead of the ferry? One by one, Megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left.

On their respective reality shows, you'll see the emotional side of Terrell Owens and, we presume, the backside of Megan Hauserman.

Owens, meanwhile, was signed by the Buffalo Bills in the off-season. What sort of exciting hijinks take place in upstate New York for this selfish star?

We'll find out in The T.O. Show, debuting on July 27! Sum this must-see series up for us, VH1:

In the series, T.O. will be shadowed in the off-season by his best friends / publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams as they battle the two sides of his large personality. Viewers will discover that behind all the braggadocio, emotional histrionics, and sculpted physique, that is the outspoken media magnet known to the world as “T.O.” — there is also a quiet, sensitive, mild-mannered guy from Alexander City, Alabama.