Coming Soon: Carrie Prejean, Porn Star?

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Carrie Prejean has been a lingerie model, a beauty pageant contestant and an outspoken advocate of traditional marriage.

What's the next step for this beauty? A career in porn, naturally.

At least that's what Vivid Entertainment plans, as the adult film company has made Prejean an offer it (and many Christian males) hope she cannot refuse.

According to a letter obtained by TMZ, Vivid is offering Carrie $1 million to star in one of its adult movies. In the letter, mailed off to Prejean yesterday afternoon, the company writes: "This is purely a business offer and has nothing to do with your religion or your personal beliefs."

Earlier this year, Vivid made the same proposal to Nadya Suleman. We still wake up every morning and thank God that she didn't accept it.

As for Prejean, we're praying she says yes. Possible names for her adult film debut could be:

  • Fake Boobs, Real Orgasms
  • Miss Californ-AH Yes, That's the Spot
  • Hot, Naked Straight Woman Shows Gay Men What They're Missing
  • Perez Hilton Sucks... I Swallow

Send in your best suggestions for a Carrie Prejean porn title today!

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This has happened before. A former pageant director said that when contestants are upfront about having posed for racy pictures the Miss USA Organization will make a deal with the photographer to keep the questionable shots under wraps. Are pink panties and a side view of breasts “racy�? Not in 2009. You want racy? See Playboy or Hustler magazines. In today’s world “racy� is relative. Just ask any member of the LGBT “community.� Are Carrie Prejean’s breasts the first for whom the Miss USA Organization has paid for augmentation? Not likely. We are fish in a large political aquarium. The ruling elite, which hates the majority of us (particularly Christians), fakes indignation and uses its media tool to manufacture controversy. Its goal is to not merely encourage the social intimidation of a beautiful young lady for having voiced the “wrong� political opinion about marriage, but to keep the rest of us in our place as well.

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Who hasn't been offered money for porn....seriously, anyone (literally ANYONE) can get a job to do a porn. To even go there, just because she has declared her Christianity to be important to her and her life choices, well.....only immoral assholes would go there....so go already...join you butt buddy, Pigez, and enjoy the trip down the crapper, all the way to hell....b-bye

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didn't Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr do porn for a time? Veronika Varekova? Vanessa Williams? nope, didn't think so

Carrie Prejean Biography

BL!SSS Magazine Spread Carrie Prejean was a contestant in the Miss USA pageant in 2009. Representing California, she finished in the top five. However, she... More »
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Carrie Prejean Quotes

I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Carrie Prejean

Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

Carrie Prejean
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