Chris Brown: I Ain't a Monsta

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Chris Brown took a break from chilling with Usher and being a complete tool to set the record straight, sort of, on pal Bow Wow's justin.tv channel.

The unintentionally funny video kicks off with a plug. His new album is called Graffiti, and a new single drops this summer, so "be ready for dat."

Then comes this disclaimer about the haters: "Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you all. I ain’t a monster."

The L.A. District Attorney's office, if it ever tries the star on the felony assault and criminal threats charges he faces, will ultimately decide that.

Still no apology or real explanation on why he went Pitbull on Rihanna that night in February, but here's Chris Brown's lame video shout-out ...

It gets better still. In a second video, Brown calls celebrity gossip blogs liars for saying he had a black eye recently. (As for Rihanna's battered face, after he beat her brains out, leaving her unconscious in a car, Chris conveniently had no comment).

The insightful transcript of the second clip:

Chris Brown: All the blog sites are liars. You guys lie. [points to face] No black eyes! You guys are liars.
Bow Wow: Liars, Liars, Liars! Yeeeeeah!

Amazingly, Brown may actually be a bigger moron than previously thought. His lawyer is surely going to be thrilled about this awesome declaration.

Follow the jump to see the video for yourself ...

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i love Bow Wow and Chris Brown and i think that what goes on with Chris and Rihanna should be kept between them just 'cause their famous don't mean to say their business needs to be published everywhere and be twisted along the way, if your next door neighbour battered their wife that wouldn't be published in OK! magazine- for the simple fact their not famous just leave their problems alont I'm sure Chris has learn't from their mistakes...
I LOVE CHRIS BROWN AND BOW WOW BIGGGGGGGGGGG FAN !:D

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not sure the bowling alley is the biggest problem here, but agreed

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This makes me sad, these guys are totally lost. (aka crazy) Do we really need bowling allies in our houses? Please stop being so wasteful.

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Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown