Carrie Prejean Boob Job: Confirmed!

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Dear Keith Lewis, co-director of the Miss California Pageant,

WTF?!?

An Awful Human Being

XOXO,

The Hollywood Gossip

Earlier this week, our site was one of the first to report that Carrie Prejean - the reigning Miss USA runner-up and hater of gay couples around the world - underwent breast enhancement surgery. Lewis, who we even referred to as a "very nice man," proceeded to call our office and deny accountability for spreading this rumor.

That was then. Now, he's gone on The Early Show and confirmed that the Miss California Pageant actually paid for Prejean's boob job.

Carrie Prejean has a beautiful, partially fake, bikini body. Does the Bible say anything about boob jobs?

"We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done," Lewis told co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez this morning."We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage."

The man that flip flops more than John Kerry added:

"It's not something we endorse, nor is it something that we suggest. But when we meet with the titleholder when she's crowned Miss California, we put to her a litany of questions about how she feels about herself, what she feels she needs to work on, what she may need to change, what is good, what is not good."

Lewis also said that Prejean - who came in second to Kristen Dalton - had a better chance of winning by being "more proportioned" during the swimsuit competition.

She also had a better chance of winning if Perez Hilton was less of a self-serving jackass and/or Prejean didn't believe that one's religious beliefs should be applied to state law.

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I've been looking for a host and name for a TV show I'm developing. I think I've got it! The Boob Tube hosted by Miss Silicone Carrie...

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Oh Oh! I bet she had her teeth whitened & wears contacts too!

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Now, Ms. California, you must step up and do the only honorable thing - show us your tits!

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Didn't another beauty queen spread intolerance and discrimination? Ah yeah, it was Anita Bryant who ended up divorced and shunned by her fellow fundies. Back then there was a real STIGMA to divorce (and the bible condemns it). Anita ended up filing for bankruptcy in both Arkansas and Tennessee. A sad old woman who should have kept her mouth shut when she was young and beautiful. Instead, she spoke the "truth" in her heart. Good luck silicone Carrie.

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she is a looser

Carrie Prejean Biography

BL!SSS Magazine Spread Carrie Prejean was a contestant in the Miss USA pageant in 2009. Representing California, she finished in the top five. However, she... More »
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Carrie Prejean Quotes

I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Carrie Prejean

Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

Carrie Prejean
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