May 2009 Gossip Archive

It's here.

Fans may need to wait until November 20 before they can purchase a ticket to New Moon, but MTV aired the first official trailer for the sequel to Twilight at that network's 2009 Movie Awards.

Below, get a sneak peek at: a birthday party, the world's most dangerous paper cut, a vicious vampire fight, Taylor Lautner shirtless and Edward speaking the following words to Bella:

This is the last time you will ever see me.

Eddie, please say that isn't so...

Do you like the New Moon trailer?

We hope Gabriel Aubrey wasn't watching Spike TV last night.

At the network's Guys Choice Awards, Halle Berry picked up the Decade of Hotness honor. And she celebrated by making men everywhere despise Jamie Foxx.

The gorgeous 42-year-old got to first base - and a bit more! - with the Oscar-winning actor. Just look at the location of his hand... and hers!

Click on the pics above to get a closer look at Jamie Foxx and Halle Berry locking lips.

Amanda Brumfield, the oldest daughter of Billy Bob Thornton, is in a lot of trouble with the law:

She's been charged with child neglect in the death of a one-year old she was babysitting.

Brumfield told police the baby died in October, following a fall from her playpen. However, the Ocoee Police Department isn't buying the tale.

According to TMZ, the autopsy determined the child suffered a fractured skull and a subdural hematoma due to blunt trauma.

Here is Brumfield's version of events:

• After the baby fell, she cleansed her bleeding tongue with a paper towel;
• Brumfield and the child then played together, followed by a snack of bananas and fruit for the baby.
• After a nap for both, Brumfield says she picked up the child and it was limp. After that, she called 911.

Police records indicate that the emergency call did not take place until two and a half hours after the original fall.

Say "smile for the camera so we can sell this picture to tabloids and make millions of dollars off our staged wedding" "cheese!"

We've already taken fans inside Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's April wedding.

But here's a newly-released photo of the entire cast of The Hills at the event. It's enough to make an MTV executive cry over the incoming cash...

Pictured above, from left to right:

Jayde Nicole; Brody Jenner; Holly Montag; Speidi; Audrina Patridge; Stephanie Prat; Kristin Cavallari; and Lauren Bosworth.

The wedding ceremony will be featured on this week's hour-long season finale of The Hills. Will you be watching it?

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are proud parents of a new baby boy.

We know this because the fashion designer actually fired off a few messages on her Twitter account during child birth.

"It's time!! No turning back! At hospital in labor right now!!," she wrote, topping that Tweet a short while later with: "Having contractions now! Ooo- wee! It's like WHOA! Love & Light, KLS."

It's not just like "WHOA!" It's also like: isn't there a problem in society when, in the middle of life's most miraculous, memorable event, one takes the time to share it with complete strangers? Isn't there something to be said for privacy at times like this?

Thank goodness Kimora Lee Simmons took this photo of herself while in labor. Otherwise, complete strangers might have had no idea what she looks like in a hospital gown.

And we thought Kris Allen's victory over Adam Lambert was an upset...

World-renowned Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle failed to win her reality competition this season, falling to dance troupe Diversity in the finals.

The acrobatic group's performance was described by judge Simon Cowell as "utter perfection."

"If I had to give marks on that, that is the only performance tonight I would want to give a 10 to," Cowell said.

Do you agree? Watch Boyle's closing rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" below and let us know if you think Boyle should have won...

Watch Diversity in action RIGHT NOW. Did they deserve the title?

It seems hard to believe now, but there was a time when Rihanna lay next to boyfriend Chris Brown with a look of satisfaction - as opposed to terror - on her face.

There was a time when the term "banging" between this couple was a synonym for love-making, not face-pummeling.

There was even a time when Chris Brown made Rihanna laugh, not bleed out of numerous orifices as the result of a beating so brutal it made professional boxers wince.

Those days are long gone, of course. But the following photos serve as a reminder of happier times between this pair.

While not as intimate as the recently-discovered Rihanna nude pics, we've uncovered a few shots of the singers from the days of yore. Where did it all go wrong?

From the bedroom to the courtroom: Rihanna will testify as a witness for the prosecution in a preliminary hearing on felony charges against Brown for his alleged assault on her.

So, where did these photos come from? It's unclear. But we know this:

Chris Brown has an album coming out, Chris Brown says he is not a monster and now these pics have surfaced that are meant to show Chris Brown's soft side.

Seems like someone is doing his publication relations homework to us. What a violent phony.

Oh, that poor, innocent Jon Gosselin.

The man that invited reality TV cameras into his home (and who married that nag of a wife) is a victim of an unfair media. So claims a totally unbiased source: Jon's mother, Pamela.

"I don't think he will ever be portrayed fairly," Pamela said to Star, after the tabloid shamelessly tracked her down at home. "It's always twisted... I don't think it's fair, and it never will be."

Over the past few weeks, of course, Jon has been accused of shagging Deanna Hummel, agreeing to a marriage contract that allows for cheating and possibly violating child labor laws in the state of Pennsylvania.

In fact, here's a look back at the last couple months in the lives of Jon and his annoying wife Kate. Click on each photo to enlarge it:

Congratulations, Spencer Pratt. You're no longer the biggest loser on reality TV.

After weeks of rumors - and fears from a scared nation -  Nadya Suleman has officially landed a reality show.

The disgraceful human being's attorney, Jeff Czech, confirmed to Us Weekly that his client signed a deal this week to exploit her brood of 14 children for the world to see.

"[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," Czech said. “One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday.”

We can hardly wait!

As for that other reality series that focuses on several children and has led to rumors of infidelity, marriage contracts and child labor law violations: Come on, Czech says, why would anyone think Octomom was anything like Jon and Kate Gosselin?!?

“Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show,” said Czech. "[Nadya] is looking forward to providing her side of the story."

Are you looking forward to watching it? Will you tune in to the Octomom reality show?

Greetings, gossip fans. Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff takes a look back at what was most likely the greatest week in the storied history of celeb gossip and news.

Well, maybe not, but there were plenty of good stories ...

• Jon and Kate Plus 8... and a divorce date?
• If Chris Brown is tried as scheduled June 22, Rihanna will testify.
• Regardless, he claims in an online video that he ain't a monster.
• In the aftermath of Adam Lambert's puzzling American Idol loss, there was a rumor going around that AT&T rigged the show to favor Kris Allen.
• Rolling Stone jumped the shark with a story on Lady Gaga. Actually, we take that back, they jumped it a decade ago. But still, Lady Gaga nude.
• Did one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey have a criminal, drug-using, stripping past? This Danielle Staub mug shot seems to suggest so.

• If you've ever wanted to experience the glory that is Levi Johnston shirtless, while changing his infant son's diaper, then ... you're welcome.
• A Susan Boyle meltdown shakes up Britain's Got Talent.
• Lauren Conrad throws The Hills producers under the bus.
• Britney Spears is, and makes a mess.
• Candy Spelling implies that her famous daughter is a killer.
• We've seen 15 (hot!) seconds of the New Moon trailer.