The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 79

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest - the 79th edition of this weekly online classic! It was tough, but this week's winner is annie9. Congrats!

Scroll down to see the winning entry for this Britney Spears photo and the full list of captions submitted. Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

B: I forgot to take my meds, this is gonna be one hell of a show, y'all! get ready to rock out with your cocks out, bitches! don't smoke weed!
Guy: We are all going to get fired ...

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As I say the magic words abracadabra “Poof�, one virgin! Oh, sorry that didn’t work out so well.

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Yay!!!...
My dad finally authorized them to let me out!!

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*gags* britney why couldnt you leave that smell in the box with you?

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Ta-Da! Washed and dried. Now, that's magic!

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Dang, I thought I cut her in half in the last act!

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don't smoke weed, muthafuckazzzz!!!!!!!!!!!

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... jizzed ... IN my pants!

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Guy: Wasn't she suppose to be bald? No, no, GO IN AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD AGAIN!

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YAY! I made it out with ALL of my hair this time!

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No,no,no,no....
She was supposed to DISAPPEAR !!!

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears
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