The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 77
Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.
And they delivered!
We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.
Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!
Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.
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April 16th, 2009 9:58 PM
It tastes like chicken, right?
April 15th, 2009 2:48 PM
WOW! Her age and my IQ... How about that?!
April 12th, 2009 3:30 PM
She had fun playing with my birth control.
April 12th, 2009 7:32 AM
See, I really do have a "scissors" bite.
April 11th, 2009 5:55 PM
can I breastfeed her next?
April 11th, 2009 2:11 PM
C'mon, she is NOT cuter and she does NOT sing better than me........
April 11th, 2009 11:19 AM
Could you take her, she just pooped and I can't stand the smell!!
April 11th, 2009 8:47 AM
Maam I think your baby is stuck between my boobs!!
April 11th, 2009 6:08 AM
Do you think Tony will believe that she's his ???
April 11th, 2009 2:31 AM
See, this is how big they could be...Now, I can refer her to my plastic surgeon for her breast enlargement--it's never too early...