The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 77

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Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.

And they delivered!

Jessica Simpson Twit Pic

We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.

Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!

Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.


It tastes like chicken, right?


WOW! Her age and my IQ... How about that?!


She had fun playing with my birth control.


See, I really do have a "scissors" bite.


can I breastfeed her next?


C'mon, she is NOT cuter and she does NOT sing better than me........


Could you take her, she just pooped and I can't stand the smell!!


Maam I think your baby is stuck between my boobs!!


Do you think Tony will believe that she's his ???


See, this is how big they could be...Now, I can refer her to my plastic surgeon for her breast enlargement--it's never too early...

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson