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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 77

 

Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.

And they delivered!

We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.

Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!

Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.

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22 Comments

  1. Amagod121

    It tastes like chicken, right?

  2. Kris

    WOW! Her age and my IQ... How about that?!

  3. crysram

    She had fun playing with my birth control.

  4. Yankee

    See, I really do have a "scissors" bite.

  5. AKS

    can I breastfeed her next?

  6. nomorenadya

    C'mon, she is NOT cuter and she does NOT sing better than me........

  7. Snehal

    Could you take her, she just pooped and I can't stand the smell!!

  8. Nick

    Maam I think your baby is stuck between my boobs!!

  9. nomorenadya

    Do you think Tony will believe that she's his ???

  10. nomorenadya

    See, this is how big they could be...Now, I can refer her to my plastic surgeon for her breast enlargement--it's never too early...


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