Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.
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We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.
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Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.























April 10th, 2009 3:32 PM
"So if I rub her tummy, my country singing career will take off?"
April 10th, 2009 3:36 PM
shut up you little brat and let me breast feed you already! these things are practically popping out anyway!
April 10th, 2009 3:37 PM
Hey y'all, Tony refuses to do me and knock me up - can I have yours?
April 10th, 2009 4:22 PM
I'll give you twelve dollars for this. Come on! That's a Profit!
April 10th, 2009 4:32 PM
Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.
April 10th, 2009 4:43 PM
Are you going to eat this??
April 10th, 2009 4:47 PM
That is it! Jessica had the bump in her nose removed. She was looking different and now I know why.
April 10th, 2009 5:45 PM
When I was a little girl, Papa Joe used to feel me and Ashlee up just like this and then paint our faces with man goo.
April 10th, 2009 6:18 PM
shhhh..oh my god, this baby is sooo cute and heavy, wait... is this a cow baby or a human baby?
April 11th, 2009 12:56 AM
she's got some kind of evil grip on that poor baby's nipple.