Mom, please don't make us go on a g*ddamn reality show.
When are all the cameras gonna quit flashing in my eyes mama?
Again, how many times did you slap mommy during our interview?
Now, now, gentle...gentle. You only have two minutes left. I need to finish posing.
No, no, no.....Mommy NEVER lies......
It's OK sweetie, don't be scared. I really AM your mommy. Really....
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
But, sweetie, teddy bears really do LIKE to be on Ebay. Mommy can't plunger-suction kiss without a new lipgloss.
Yes, honey, that WAS a camera in your diapers.....and get used to those guys over there taping us.
That's what Shadow Puppets really look like.
oh its ok dont cry. wait your not one of my 14 kids...well one more wouldnt hurt.
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