The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 76 Comments (Page 3)

49 Comments

36. oddthings
    April 3rd, 2009 6:57 PM
    

    It's OK sweetie, don't be scared. I really AM your mommy. Really....

37. gala1
    April 3rd, 2009 6:50 PM
    

    I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
    
    -gala1

38. gala1
    April 3rd, 2009 6:46 PM
    

    But, sweetie, teddy bears really do LIKE to be on Ebay. Mommy can't plunger-suction kiss without a new lipgloss.
    -gala1

39. gala1
    April 3rd, 2009 6:44 PM
    

    Yes, honey, that WAS a camera in your diapers.....and get used to those guys over there taping us.
    That's what Shadow Puppets really look like.
    -gala1

40. sarah
    April 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
    

    oh its ok dont cry. wait your not one of my 14 kids...well one more wouldnt hurt.

41. sarah
    April 3rd, 2009 6:27 PM
    

    oh its ok Elijah...i mean Joshua..or are you Aiden...what one of my kids are you?!?

42. Diana
    April 3rd, 2009 6:24 PM
    

    Dont cry baby, Your soul isnt worth much more than $20,000

43. nomorenadya
    April 3rd, 2009 6:08 PM
    

    Don't cry...calm down...Dr. Phil WILL make a good daddy.

44. laura
    April 3rd, 2009 5:28 PM
    

    Give me back my candy wax lips!!!!!!

45. CT
    April 3rd, 2009 5:27 PM
    

    I feel terrible sick with you!

47. ermione
    April 3rd, 2009 5:24 PM
    

    Oh, no! It can't be true, that you had 8 babies at one time. Where are we going to put them?

48. waaaah
    April 3rd, 2009 4:57 PM
    

    I said I wanted a baby brother ... not 8!

49. Jen
    April 3rd, 2009 4:52 PM
    

    Octomom? More like Awful Mom!

50. Skippy
    April 3rd, 2009 4:50 PM
    

    I have to wait how long to use the bathroom in the morning?!?!!?