Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, now in its 76th week. Who won this week's edition of the Caption Contest?
With Octomom Nadya Suleman involved, the material was nearly endless. You all did great, but we have selected gala1 as this week's champion!
Congratulations! The winning entry appears below ...

But, sweetie, teddy bears really do LIKE to be on Ebay. Mommy can't plunger-suction kiss without new lip gloss.























April 3rd, 2009 4:50 PM
I have to wait how long to use the bathroom in the morning?!?!!?
April 3rd, 2009 4:52 PM
Octomom? More like Awful Mom!
April 3rd, 2009 4:57 PM
I said I wanted a baby brother ... not 8!
April 3rd, 2009 5:24 PM
Oh, no! It can't be true, that you had 8 babies at one time. Where are we going to put them?
April 3rd, 2009 5:27 PM
I feel terrible sick with you!
April 3rd, 2009 5:28 PM
Give me back my candy wax lips!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2009 6:08 PM
Don't cry...calm down...Dr. Phil WILL make a good daddy.
April 3rd, 2009 6:24 PM
Dont cry baby, Your soul isnt worth much more than $20,000
April 3rd, 2009 6:27 PM
oh its ok Elijah...i mean Joshua..or are you Aiden...what one of my kids are you?!?
April 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
oh its ok dont cry. wait your not one of my 14 kids...well one more wouldnt hurt.