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  1. fauxsers Says:

    I now pronounce you man-child and barbie

  2. CT Says:

    Wow! Iam sure their divorce would not be staged though! Of course, there would be MTV cameras...and another column devoted to it by THG...:) and then she'd be like britney..you know the rest...

  3. bob Says:

    Rumoured to be in pre-production in San Francisco

    Blowing Smoke: the movie

    The story follows protagonist Mick Maylor, a lobbyist for the dreaded Old King Coal, through run-ins with kidnappers, confrontations with Bono, and a barrage of extremely humorous sexual exploits. Maylor is on a quest to prove to his boss, G.W., that he is worth the money they are paying him to lie and finesse the public into thinking climate change and global warming are not dangerous. Mick defends his amoral character in the role of the mouth of the merchant of death by claiming he is doing all of this to pay the mortgage and send his son through one of Washington's most elite private schools (St. Organicus). As the plot twists and turns, we find room in our sympathetic hearts for Mick, and he quickly turns from antagonist to protagonist. We see a man, who like most Americans, is doing his job and trying to make a living. In fact his only real obstacle is the moral strain his position is imparting on him lately. As the plot elevates and Maylor faces more and more heated public ignominy we actually feel sorry for him. Nick associates himself with a spokesman for the NRA, a spokeswoman for the Alcohol industry, and "Deep Throat" a GOP hard liner, whose face is never quite revealed. They are known cynically to each other as the M.O.M. squad (Merchants of Masses - sort of like a Dead Poets society whose motto is, "the masses are asses."). Together they comfort and console each others wavering morals, battered and tired from tidal waves of public scorn. Finally Mick is undone by a journalist with "world class tits" who uncovers her way to an expose' on Mick, his evil ways, and the M.O.M. squad. The movie partially serves as a comic vehicle to follow the life of one of the country's most hated professionals, and partially as a flashlight to shine clearly upon the public's corruption by the Fossil Fuel Industry. There is a real message to be learned here about what goes on behind the scenes in giant corporations and political parties.

    Working title - Blowing Smoke (or Thanks for the smoke stacks. )

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