Report: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag Staging $200K Breakup

by at . Comments

With all the speculation circulating after The Hills Season 5 trailer seems to hit at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt splitting up, the gruesome twosome decided to call Ryan Seacrest's radio show on Friday to set the record straight.

Well, by setting the record straight, what we really mean is giving vague, vomit inducing, self-promoting answers. We're talking about Speidi here.

"Rumors, rumors," said the smarmy celeb gossip Svengali known as Spencer Pratt. "Breaking up? I could never do without the love of my life."

As for reports that they're planning a public "break up" via a four-part magazine story netting them $200,000 - a la their staged their Cabo "wedding"?

"Wow, can you get that deal for us?" asked Heidi. "That would be great."

"So you are breaking up," responded Ryan Seacrest.

"No," insisted Heidi Montag, before dropping a little Hills spolier-plug: "I mean, you'll have to tune in Monday to see we are having some difficulties."

Weak.

It's Speidi's world. We just live in and write about it.

The plastic pair's so-called "difficulties" this season apparently stem from him hitting on a bartender and, according to Heidi Montag (as if she isn't 100 percent aware of it), "God only knows what else he's been doing."

"So did you hook up with the bartender?" asked Ryan.

"You'll have to tune in on Monday night," replied Spencer Pratt, to which Ryan Seacrest could old offer up a short, simple reply that sums up our feelings toward this article, as well as toward Speidi as a whole these days:

"That answer bores me."

Amen. At least her April Fool's Day pregnancy Twitter announcement was kind of interesting and creative. Click to enlarge more recent Speidi pics below ...

  • Gooooooal!
  • Speidi Sucking
  • Yay Perez!
  • Speidi Sighting!
Tags: , ,
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Paris-hilton-come-alive

7 Celebrities Who Mistakenly Think They Can Sing

These seven stars can't really sing. But that hasn't stopped them from trying.
Classic-spencer-and-heidi

Heidi Montag: Celebrity Wife Swap Let Me Be Authentic, Want Kids (Seriously)!

Celebrity Wife Swap allowed Heidi Montag to show the world her true self for the first time, the reality star says in a new interview.
Heidi-and-spencer-kiss-on-celebrity-bb

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Coming to Celebrity Wife Swap!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will be featured on the new season of Celebrity Wife Swap. What an awesomely terrible idea.
11-celebrity-nose-jobs-you-wont-believe_alexis-bellino

11 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Have to See to Believe

It's just a simple nip and tuck, really, right? Here are 11 celebrity nose jobs you have to see. Some of them you just won't believe!