Report: Lindsay Lohan Attempts Return to Semen

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Might Lindsay Lohan be taking Eminem's advice?

In his latest single, the rapper urges Lohan to "come back to semen." According to a report in OK!, the troubled star is really trying to... if a guy will have her!

Lindsay on the Roof

Sources say Dina Lohan did her admirable duty as a mother by dropping Lindsay outside Hollywood bar Bardot on Monday night. She stayed there until 2 a.m.

“She was drinking Jack and Cokes,” witnesses at Bardot told OK!, adding that Linsday spent most of the night sitting on the dance floor, texting on her BlackBerry.

Another insider at the club claims Lohan was flirting with a male member of the Bardot staff, the same dude she had batted her eyelashes at a few weeks ago.

“Lindsay was flirting with this guy and then had her friend ask him for his number. The guy wasn’t interested at all," said the witness.

Be patient, Linds. Penises need to re-adjust to your presence in their lives again.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan