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This is nice to see.

A few weeks after son Max was finally sent home from the hospital (he had remained there due to low birth weight issues), Charlie Sheen showed off his new, adorable family for celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

The Two and a Half Men star and wife Brooke Mueller are seen below with Max and his twin brother Bob. We can only imagine what daddy is whispering to his sons in the photo on the right...

Now, boys, be more careful when you sleep with hookers and search for Internet porn than your father was, okay?

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Our words, not theirs. But Nadya Suleman is indeed looking into getting a pet, and we feel our headline speaks for just about everyone.

As if 14 mouths to feed with taxpayer money weren't enough, Octomom is thinking about purchasing a pet - an idea frowned upon by PETA, which, for some reason, believes that a new member of the family is not a bright idea.

Broke Ass Octomom

"In today's uncertain economy - and with all the demands that come with raising 14 children - we urge you to reconsider adding more dependents to your family," PETA's Michelle Cho wrote in a letter to Nadya Suleman.

The unemployed mother of the longest-surviving octuplets in history (and six older kids) who relies on public assistance to pay for eight nannies and other bills, said last week that she was considering adding a pet to the mix.

"For a couple of years, the kids have been asking for a dog," Octomom said. "I've actually been looking into a pig, like a little one."

PETA is begging Suleman to reconsider.

"Like children, pigs and dogs are intelligent, social beings with complex needs," Cho wrote to Octomom, who also wastes taxpayer funds by filing frivolous lawsuits.

"They require a lot of attention, space, and exercise as well as a huge financial commitment."

Finance, schminance. Hey, when you've got the entire (broke) State of California backing you up, why not rack up the tab a little higher?

Suleman said that if she were to buy a pig, it would wear a diaper and live outside the house because it reeks. Again, PETA wasn't happy.

"Keeping a pig outside and making him or her a playmate for your children - who do not understand a pig's needs and will only pay attention to him or her when it suits them - is not an acceptable way to treat an intelligent animal," Cho wrote.

Instead of pets, PETA encouraged Octomom to make friends. Good luck there. We hear Jon Gosselin may be available in the near future ...

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MTV has announced that The Hills will return in the fall with more episodes of the current fifth season, even as Lauren Conrad bows out of reality TV.

"Lauren has moved on, but Heidi, Audrina, Spencer, Brody, Stephanie, Justin-Bobby and Lo will all be back as the drama continues with fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises," the network said in a press release.

"Viewers will find out that life in Los Angeles only gets more complicated as friendships, relationships and loyalties are tested like never before."

Another "fresh face" to look for in the fall? Kristin Cavallari, who made a rare appearance at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this past weekend, and even managed to catch the bride's bouquet for MTV cameras.

She's in talks to guest star in six upcoming episodes of The Hills next fall. The Spring episodes conclude May 31 with the airing of the Speidi nuptials.

MEMBA HER? Kristin Cavallari comes to The Hills as Lauren Conrad retires.

Kristin and Lauren co-starred on Laguna Beach. After the second of two hit seasons, Kristin left town, and the show to attend Loyola in Los Angeles.

A few months later, The Hills debuted and Lauren became a huge star.

Now she's come full circle - but what will Kristin Cavallari actually do on The Hills? The show will play up some drama relating to her ex, Brody Jenner, who she dated from 2004-2006, according to reports. LC dated him after that.

Interestingly, K-Cavs took over the narrating duties from Conrad once before, during their Laguna Beach days after LC moved on (for college).

Also interestingly, Brody Jenner isn't the only romantic interest they've shared. The two battled for Stephen Colletti throughout high school.

Are you excited Kristin Cavallari is coming to The Hills? Vote in our poll below (and click to enlarge pics if it helps make up your mind):

 

Kristin Cavallari: Short Hair

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After a run of 39 scintillating North American tour dates, Britney Spears is officially bringing "The Circus Starring Britney Spears 2009 Tour" to Europe.

Billed as the largest concert spectacular to ever tour the continent, the star will begin her run with eight shows at London's O2 Arena starting June 3.

Additional Britney Spears European tour dates are as follows:

  • June 19 - O2 Arena - Dublin, Ireland
  • June 20 - O2 Arena - Dublin, Ireland
  • July 5 - Bercy - Paris, France
  • July 6 - Bercy - Paris, France
  • July 9 - Sportpalais - Antwerp, Belgium
  • July 11 -  Parken - Copenhagen, Denmark
  • July 13 - Globen - Stockholm, Sweden
  • July 16 - Hartwell Arena - Helsinki, Finland

On top of bizarre declarations into the mic and potentially unpleasant wardrobe malfunctions, here's a look at what Brit's European fans can expect:

Best Stripper Attire

[Photo Credits: BritneySpears.com]

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The bad news for Chuck Wicks: he was sent home on Dancing with the Stars last night.

The good news for Chuck Wicks: he gets to spend that time at home with former partner and current gorgeous girlfriend Julianne Hough.

Sorry if we aren't shedding any tears for you, C-Wick.

Following his ousting, Wicks seemed a tad bitter over the fact that he was eliminated instead of Melissa Rycroft, whose fractured rib forced her to sit out of Monday night's performance show.

"This has been fantastic. I've had a great time," Wicks said. "In the last three weeks we've gotten standing ovations from the crowd, and that's really what matters. It shows you how many fans Melissa has - for her to be five points down and still in this competition is incredible. So hats off to you, Melissa."

Chill, Chuck. You have seen your girlfriend, right?

Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough Routine
  • Dashing Dancers
  • A Loving Tandem
  • Life and Dancing Partners
  • Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough Pic

Relive Chuck Wicks' time on Dancing with the Stars by clicking on the photos above.

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His wife and his son, that is. Not her son, technically.

That honor belongs to Bridget Moynahan, who was none too pleased to hear Gisele Bundchen say adorable John Edward Thomas was "100 percent hers."

Scott and Mason

Cat fight!

All was well with the newlyweds over the weekend, though. Here's Gisele Bundchen, hubby Tom Brady and 20-month-old John strolling around Vancouver ...

During their visit to the Canadian city, Tom and Gisele walked around downtown and then jumped on an AquaBus to visit the Famous Granville Market.

The celebrity news photographer even managed to get this great picture of the hotties and the little guy without being shot at. Good times all around.

As for Moynahan, she's in town filming Ramona and Beezus (with Selena Gomez, who's been frolicking around with her rumored beau Taylor Lautner).

Guess that explains the somewhat random vacation destination.

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Well that's one way to put divorce rumors to rest.

Instead of going their separate ways, as has been whispered for weeks, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are pooling their DNA yet again.

The couple is expecting twin daughters! Via a surrogate mother!

"The entire family is overjoyed. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate," the actors' publicists said in a statement.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 44, and Matthew Broderick, 47, who also have a son, 6-year-old James Wilkie, had been trying unsuccessfully to expand their brood.

"At a certain point, they were presented with an alternative," an E! source says.

"They could have kept trying on their own, but they have always wanted to have more children and ultimately felt this was the best way to go."

Parker plans to take some time off after the twins' arrival - but not much. She intends to start shooting the Sex and the City sequel sometime this summer.

Broderick was rumored to have cheated on Parker last summer, sparking a long string of rumors that the long-married couple was on the verge of a split.

Guess not. Congrats to the happy, expectant parents!

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Give Mel Gibson credit for his utter lack of shame.

Despite a divorce and an affair that run completely counter to the teachings of the church he's publicly espoused for years, the actor flaunted his relationship with Oksana Grigorieva in public last night.

Oksana, Mel Picture

The couple attended a screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

"Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself," his rep told People, referring to Gibson's separation from wife Robyn, which started long before divorce papers were filed.

Still, you'd think the actor - who was dressed in a black suit with a dark gray shirt at the movie - would be more careful about his public image. After all, he's still making apologies to people for hating on Jews so passionately.

Grigorieva, a 39-year-old Russian signer, is signed to Gibson's record label. She held hands with her man as they walked the red carpet prior taking a seat inside the screening at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

"They came in quietly and as under the radar as they could and they were pretty low-key," sad a witness. "Mel seemed very comfortable."

Click on the following images from the film premiere for larger shots of Gibson and Grigorieva:

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What an impressive evening of American Idol auditions.

Faced with songs from the 1960s, sung by the Rat Pack, all five finalists were at their best last night. Even guest mentor Jamie Foxx was on his game, showing enthusiasm and attentiveness to each singer. (And he didn't mock Miley Cyrus once!)

As always, though, we must give the top spot to Adam Lambert.

Wearing a white suit, the season-long favorite began his performance of "Feeling Good" by coming down the the on-set staircase, lit up in neon pink. He proceeded to deliver a powerful rendition of the ballad, marking the end with a trademark, soaring high note.

"It's like watching the Olympics and you're our Michael Phelps," Paula Abdul said, in her most coherent critique of the night.

Feeling Good
  • Kris Allen, The Way You Look Tonight
  • Rat Packer
  • My Funny Valentine

The other singers (pictured above; click on each photo to enlarge it) also impressed:

  • Simon Cowell may have compared him to a "well-trained spaniel," but we could listen to Kris Allen sing "The Way You Look Tonight" for hours.
  • In response to Allison Iraheta's rendition of "Someone to Watch Over Me," Kara DioGuardi said: "If that doesn't land you in the finals, I don't know what will."
  • Matt Giraud is likely in the most trouble. He received mixed reviews for "My Funny Valentine."
  • The judges loved how Danny Gokey closed his performance of "Come Rain or Come Shine." We'll let Randy Jackson explain: "You are the only one I've heard so far tonight that actually could have an album of songs like that - and win!" 

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO VIEW THE PERFORMANCES OF OUR TWO FAVORITE FINALISTS ON THE EVENING.

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Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Aviva Bobb issued a three-year restraining order against Britney Spears' former manager, Sam Lutfi, on Tuesday.

Jon Eardley, a lawyer who has repeatedly challenged the validity of Jamie Spears' legal control over Britney, was also slapped with the same ban.

Both individuals must stay at least 100 yards away from Britney, her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston, and her family members' homes, and must not harass with Britney and/or her children, or contact them via phone, mail and email.

It also prohibits them from "acting on Ms. Spears's behalf or purporting to act on her behalf." The orders, however, do not specifically protect Jamie and Britney's mother, Lynne Spears, which Jamie had also sought to ensure.

The singer's father, who initially filed the request on January 30, alleged that both men have harassed his daughter, adding that Sam Lutfi arranged the smuggling of a cell phone to the troubled pop star recently at a hotel.

SAYONARA: Sam Lutfi's attorney, Bryan Freedman, said he will appeal.

"We absolutely will appeal this ruling," he said." Never before has a restraining order been issued against someone who answered another person's cries for help."

The order followed several hearings in which Spears' father, hairstylist, bodyguard, and others testified that the Circus performer was in fear of Sam Lutfi.

In his defense, his younger sister Christina Lutfi testified that it was Britney who hatched the cell phone scheme because she allegedly wanted Lutfi's help.

Rumors have persisted for months that the singer wants to torpedo her father's conservatorship, which has been in place since she went bat$h!t in early 2008.

One report even suggested that Jamie is drugging her. For now, at least, the court seems firmly on the side of her father and his legal conservatorship.

Lutfi's unrelated lawsuit against the Spears family for defamation and battery, as well as for many thousands of dollars in back wages, is still pending.

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