Lindsay Lohan is unemployed and desperate for cash.
Combine those facts with Lohan's penchant for nudity, and it seems very likely she'll soon star alongside Melanie Brown in a topless show in Las Vegas.
Over the weekend, Lohan flew to Sin City to meet with Jerry Mitchell, the director of PEEPSHOW, a stage production that features a scantily-clad Brown and Kelly Monaco.
According to the fair and balanced reporting of Fox News, the show is designed to have rotating leads; which would back up the rumor that Lohan is in negotiations to take over from Monaco when she returns to work on General Hospital.
Lindsay Lohan and Melanie Brown hang out in Las Vegas, fully clothed... for now.
"I think she would be great in the show," said Mitchell. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."
What is Lindsay's supposed response to the offer?
"If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it."
Man. How many pizza delivery boys do you think have heard those words?