Nadya Suleman must be aiming for a career as a comedian.
The clinically-insane woman, best known as "Octomom," tells the latest issue of Life & Style, that she has no interest in fame. We haven't laughed so hard at a statement since Spencer Pratt said Heidi Montag was a good singer.
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Here's what else Suleman had to say in the interview:
On George Clooney: “I actually used to want to become a doctor, and it was because of him. I’ve always thought he’s absolutely beautiful.”
On starring in a pornography: “For $100 million I wouldn’t do it. It’s an insult to my values.”
On having her boobs: “[My lips are real.] I had a breast reduction, not an enlargement. I went from a D-cup down to a C before I ever had children.”
On working a stripper: “I’ve never worked as a stripper in my life. Absolutely not.”
On doing a reality TV show: “Absolutely not! I have no interest in being famous. I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can."
The best way to do that? Give an interview to a tabloid with a weekly circulation of over 680,000 copies.