We aren't even gonna call the fashion police on Mischa Barton for the following accessory.
We're just gonna make a citizen's arrest and send the thin actress straight to jail.
In the following photograph, it looks like a bird carcass dropped from the sky and landed on Barton's head.
The only thing distracting our staff from the ridiculous hat is the equally ridiculous-looking dude with his arm around Mischa. Is this her new boyfriend, British comedian Noel Fielding?
If so, it begs the question below...
Which is uglier: Mischa Barton's hat or her boyfriend?

























April 23rd, 2009 12:32 PM
Thats not Noel Feilding.
April 24th, 2009 6:56 AM
Hahaha, as if that's Noel Fielding!
April 25th, 2009 2:18 PM
That is obv. NOT Noel Fielding!
Noel is waayyyyyy prettier! ;)
April 25th, 2009 2:22 PM
as if thats noel! what are you, blind?
April 25th, 2009 3:18 PM
I think you need to actually FIND OUT who Noel Fielding is before you go saying that's him in that picture and that he is going out with Mischa Barton...
A) No, it is not him
B) He has a girlfriend
C) You aren't a very good magazine if you can't tell who a celebrity is from a photo THAT clear
April 26th, 2009 7:07 AM
That isn't Noel Fielding. Noel is much uglier than that.
April 26th, 2009 12:02 PM
lmfao, that doesn't look ANYTHING like noel fielding. :|
April 26th, 2009 4:25 PM
How do you people think that is Noel? He is waaay better looking than that, are you blind, stupid or just wanting to stir up trouble?
May 14th, 2009 6:42 PM
ok the hat looks like a bird on her head and since the feathers are the same color as her head it looks like hair/feathers ttlly ugly
May 23rd, 2009 8:03 PM
You idiot, that's not Noel Fielding, who has a girlfriend and is happily committed, despite reports of being with everyone. These pictures are driving me insane. That is the Rev, formerly of Towers of London, a great musician.