Miley Cyrus: BFF with God!
Thanks to her relationship with boyfriend Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus isn't just spending more time than ever with the paparazzi.
She's totally hanging with God.
"I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him," Miley said during a taping of The Rachael Ray Show that will air tomorrow. "He's really made me read my Bible. He's made me actually read the stories in the Bible - not the quick little verses - that not only help me, but show you how to help other people."
Oh yeah, Miley? Have you come across any passages that relate to pre-marial sex with an older man chosen for you by your pimp-like father?
If not, allow our staff to save you some time...
"Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." - Hebrews 13:4
"To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife and every woman have her own husband." - Corinthians 7:2
"But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion." - I Corinthians 7:9
"And thou shall take a chill pill when it comes to fame, which can be fleeting and entirely based on the marketing of a certain mouse-themed company; thou should also not make fun of Asian people." - The Hollywood Gossip, 11:32.
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April 22nd, 2009 7:44 PM
hannah sucks but miley does not, don't ask how when they are the same person.
April 17th, 2009 12:08 PM
i like you miley im not realy a fan of hannah but im not saying i hate her. i do think that u should date sumune ur age and not take those kind of pics. but your living ur dream and having fun i guess. and plus ur actually kind of good of a singer for your young age like my favorite of miley's is hoedown throwdown.
anayway, later
April 15th, 2009 2:19 PM
morons!leave miley alone!
April 15th, 2009 12:21 AM
Ahahahah!
The staff is very knowledgeable of the Scriptures. Perhaps Ms. Cyrus hasn't came across these verses?
April 11th, 2009 2:45 PM
that is so sweet about her and God.
April 11th, 2009 1:23 AM
wow your the best singer ever,,,everyone i know loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 10th, 2009 11:30 AM
who ever wrote this passage needs to settle down.Miley is only 16 yrs old and i admire her for not 'being ashamed of her faith.only God nows if she is truly a christian but i think she is and so is her whole family.including her dad.and about her dating someone oldder then her.she dosnt live a normal life she is more mature then most 20 yr.olds so there live her alone God is watching over Miley ,justin and both of there familys so stop putting her and her family down all it does is make you look bad.
April 9th, 2009 11:54 PM
My Favortive Song of miley song its the Climb
April 9th, 2009 7:02 PM
love the last verse.....awesome!!!
April 9th, 2009 3:49 PM
you all sad freak
leave miley along
she hasnt slept with her boyfriend
her whole family are christians
and if you read her book you would know that
you all pethetic leave the poor girl along you sad buch of losers