The Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break-up is great for at least one individual:
The end of his daughter's relationship has given this crazy father an opportunity to jump into the spotlight.
"Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy. I'm here for Lindsay any time," Michael told Extra. "I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A."
He's also made time to bash Lindsay's mother again.
"I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It's about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It's time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career."
Don't worry, Mike. Lindsay is way ahead of you. That self-tanner will totally turn her career around!