John Mayer engages the celebrity gossip media more than most. In fact, the singer seems eager to talk about himself even when saying little about himself.
Recently, Mayer has been linked to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, also known as Scheana Marie Jancan. The two have supposedly "hung out" for months.
But is Scheana Marie - who has an upcoming role as a pizza delivery girl on the Jonas Brothers' Disney show - just using her connection to Mayer for PR?
While she's out there telling people what a great guy John is and how it's a dream come true, Mayer is saying that she's not his official girlfriend.
Given that he said the same thing when he was with Jessica Simpson, though, how can we be sure he's telling the truth? His reasoning, as told to X17:
"If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend.' That's how you can be sure," Mayer said.
"I could say, 'I'm not with anybody.' That'd be a death wish if you were the woman."
Ever the practical joker, the douchebag then went and kissed a random lady fan who just happened to be passing by and asked her to be his girlfriend.
In conclusion, Mayer has probably tapped that a$$, but isn't about to be roped into the whole commitment thing just because the former aspiring Hooters girl wants some attention. Either that, or she's just cool with him denying it.
Check out the video of Mayer's comments on the subject below: