Considering the constant parade of beautiful women in his bedroom, Hugh Hefner is not one to dwell on the past.
That's why he's confused about a report this week that claimed he wanted Holly Madison to move back into the Playboy Mansion (either that, or Hef is suffering from dementia; the guy is really, really old).
"I have no idea where these crazy stories come from," Hefner said in a statement. "The idea that I'm pining over former girlfriend Holly Madison and would 'welcome her back with open arms' is pure fiction. It was invented by someone to create publicity."
Hef said he doesn't think of Madison in that way anymore. After all, the guy is totally smitten with one to three women.
"I'm in love with Crystal Harris (pictured) and wouldn't trade her or the Shannon Twins for anyone in the past," he said. "Holly will always be welcome here at the mansion, but not as a girlfriend. I think she's happy now, and I know I am."
No offense to Holly, but Hef appears to have made the right decision. Harris is the hottest girlfriend he's had yet. We present the following photos of her as evidence:
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April 30th, 2009 8:14 AM
Hot? Crystal looks like an old, trashy hooker. Much older than her actual years. She really isn't hot - at all!
June 8th, 2009 12:25 AM
Hef is crazy. Watch the last episode of GND. He state Holly is the love of his life!!! He claims to be so liberated, in fact he is just a old dog. Honesty is he high priority (yeah right). I think the fans of GND deserve the truth about the breakup. The exiting commetary between he and Mary was just a bunch of BS. He should have been more respectful to both the girls and their fans.
August 2nd, 2009 11:32 PM
Hef made a big mistake. no one competes to holly!! Crystal looks like a dog!
August 21st, 2009 10:12 PM
I am so grossed out. The way I see it, being one of Hef's girlfriends is kind of like gambling. Like, if he dies at the right time, they think they will get a huge lump-sum settlement. It also does pretty good things for your career. I'm wondering what the viagra is doing to his system. I think he will probably live another 10 or 15 years, unless he has a stroke. Isn't anyone else grossed out by the visual of an 82-year-old man having sex with 19-year-old twins? I'm imagining it, right now, and I'm totally sick to my stomach. That's like having to go down on great-grandpa. Wow...Hookers. Hookers.