Howard K. Stern is Innocent, Claims Shameless Lawyer

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Howard K. Stern will have his day in court. Just not yet.

A judge has delayed the arraignment of Anna Nicole Smith's former lover on felony charges that he conspired with a pair of doctors to provide the model with hundreds of prescription drugs that led to her 2007 overdose.

Along with evil Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, Stern will enter his official plea on May 13.

At a news conference outside the courthouse, however, Stern's lawyer entered an unofficial plea:

"Howard is innocent," attorney Steve Sadow sad. "Let me repeat, he is innocent."

Howard, Howard, why are you such an awful person?