PETA says it's all for the ethical treatment of animals, yet wastes so much time on photo shoots of Holly Madison nude (not that we're complaining) that could be spent intervening when animals are actually treated unethically.
We saw two such cases yesterday.
Now back in St. Lucia after a tumultuous few weeks back home, Amy Winehouse rode a wild beast hard on the beach - and we're not talking about Josh Bowman.
Poor thing. Do heroin and cocaine give you contact highs?
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus took time out from hating on Robert Pattinson to climb atop a beautiful, strapping being of her own in a shoot for Teen Vogue.
Of course, no one considers the innocent horse's feelings in being manipulated and used as a mere prop as part of Miley's constant bid for attention.
Whose noble steed should PETA rescued first? Tell us below ...
Which horse do you feel most sorry for?
If you need a little more information upon which to base your decision, just click to enlarge some more photos of the respective stars on horseback: