Remember her? Ashley Dupre, a.k.a. Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. Ashley Youmans, a.k.a. Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro, a.k.a. Kristen, turns 24 today.

What a ho.

The high-class prostitute (not an oxymoronic term at all) who banked $4,300 an hour to performs sex acts on former N.Y. State Governor Eliot Spitzer, hasn't been heard from in some time. She's probably trying to get her life together.

Or still trying to shop a book deal, reality show, Playboy spread, etc. For a time, Dupre was an even bigger attention whore than Heidi Montag. Although the latter is actually good at it. And the former was an actual whore.

Just saying.

In any case, click to enlarge photos of America's favorite call girl in honor of her big day, and peep our celebrity birthdays calendar to see who's next!