Lindsay, please come back to semen. Samantha's a two, you're practically a 10...

And so begins Eminem's latest single, "We Made You," a song dedicated to the absolute skewering of a slew of celebrities.

Aside from being released a few days too late to make the above-referenced line appropriate, the single is spot-on.

No star is safe from Eminem's slights, as he...

• Raps in the guise of Tony Romo, lining up under center, as Jessica Simpson hikes him a cheeseburger;
• Hints at nailing Sarah Palin, while standing over a clone of Alaskan Governor straddling a desk;
• Sits across from a fake Kim Kardashian, who eventually is fed into wood chipper... which converts her into dollar bills.

It's a classic video. Check it out below:

Eminem, We Made You