Lindsay, please come back to semen. Samantha's a two, you're practically a 10...
And so begins Eminem's latest single, "We Made You," a song dedicated to the absolute skewering of a slew of celebrities.
Aside from being released a few days too late to make the above-referenced line appropriate, the single is spot-on.
No star is safe from Eminem's slights, as he...
- Raps in the guise of Tony Romo, lining up under center, as Jessica Simpson hikes him a cheeseburger;
- Hints at nailing Sarah Palin, while standing over a clone of Alaskan Governor straddling a desk;
- Sits across from a fake Kim Kardashian, who eventually is fed into wood chipper... which converts her into dollar bills.
It's a classic video. Check it out below: