According to rumors, Chris Jepson represents the official return to semen for Lindsay Lohan.
Sources have told Life & Style that Lohan met the random British dude at a recent L.A. house party.
“His name is Chris Jepson, and he’s British,” an insider said. “Lindsay’s mom, Dina, has even met him. He seems like a good guy. Lindsay’s family is very happy she’s moved on from Samantha Ronson.”
At the gathering, Lohan reportedly "took Chris' hand and disappeared into the bathroom with him for 45 minutes. People were knocking on the door, but she wouldn't come out."
Give the girl a break, people! It's gonna take her awhile to remember how a penis works.
Jepson works as a manager at Bungalow 8 in London.