Amy Winehouse Headed Back to the Island

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Just like the Oceanic Six learned on Lost, life off the Island is not what it's cracked up to be. And when destiny beckons, one has no choice but to heed its call.

Such is the case for Amy Winehouse, who recently returned to the UK after a 71-day St. Lucia vacation, but grew burned out and went back to the island today.

Here's Amy at the airport en route to the Caribbean paradise, where she'll likely be stripping down and resembling the mess on the right in a matter of hours ...

Back to the Island
Amy in St. Lucia

Supposedly, it's not just a pleasure-seeking trip, and she’s set to actually "do some work" and "record new tracks" for her "much-anticipated new album" this time.

We'll believe that when we see it.

What's more likely is that Wino's "work" will be interspersed with crawling on all fours begging for drinks, contorting herself into various dirty-looking positions, shagging Josh Bowman (or new boy toy equivalent) and smoking weed every day.

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Ordinary looking girl at the beach. Why "the mess" ?

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Southgate, London, England
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Gorgeous as f-ck. You seen him before?

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