When Amy Winehouse discovered that soon-to-be-ex husband Blake Fielder-Civil knocked up heroin addict Gilleen Morris, her reaction was not what you'd expect.
Or maybe exactly what you'd expect. It is Amy Winehouse.
In St. Lucia, Wino managed to combine a fit of rage (beating her chest repeatedly) with happy, incomprehensible gushing how it’s all she ever wanted for him.
Yes, you read that correctly.
The drug-addled crooner distressed staff and patrons of a St. Lucia resort with a bizarre outburst after hearing the report that Blake Fielder-Civil got a fellow rehab patient pregnant, thus denting his bid to win half Amy's $15 million fortune in a divorce.
At first, Amy wrongly assumed Blake's underage girlfriend, Francesca Morralee, was the mom-to-be. Sipping champagne at the resort bar, she started off gleefully babbling: "I knew he'd got her pregnant. I had this feeling Blake was having a kid."
"That is so amazing! I'm not sad you know, I'm excited," she said. "I knew Blake and his new girlfriend Francesca would be able to have a normal life."
Winehouse was then far from thrilled to hear that Blake's child was conceived in rehab with heroin addict Gilleen Morris, 31, and not Francesca Morralee.
The singer barked: "That better be a mistake or I'll beat his head in. Oh great, he's had it with some ... I don't wanna know - don't tell me any more."
After pounding her chest repeatedly, convulsing and grabbing her stomach in pain, Amy eventually calmed down and expressed how happy she is for Blake.
“All I wanna know and all I need to know is that my baby is having a baby. I never talk to him, I’m never going to see him again but we’re like best friends."
"I have to cut him out of my life because he has to cut me out... so me and Blake can’t be friends but you know what? He’s having a kid and that is amazing.”
Amy later added that she wants a kid herself soon - twins, if possible. Hopefully, natural selection will step up and prohibit this wish from ever coming true.