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Twitter is For Douchebags, John Mayer Sort of Says

 

Okay, he didn't say d-bag specifically, but the way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but praise for the social networking tool.

But instead, he thinks it's for tools.

"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," the singer told E! last week at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, Calif.

"If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."

If it's so stupid, why does John Mayer himself Twitter all the time?

"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," the pretentious douchebag said.

"I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go try out."

What a moron. No wonder Jennifer Aniston gave him an ultimatum. The sad thing is, rumor has it he actually chose to keep Twittering over dating Jennifer.

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2 Comments

  1. Joseph

    He's right, Twitter is for douches.

  2. StephanieInCA

    Oh good, now douchenozzle John Mayer is too cool for Twitter? Please.

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Full Name: John Clayton Mayer
Age: 34
Birthday: October 16, 1977
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut....