The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 75
Welcome, fans of celeb news and gossip, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday feature in its 75th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
Bruce Willis, 54, and new hot wife Emma Heming, 30, certainly made for easy targets, but we chose the caption submitted by Kate as the best. Congratulations!

OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!
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March 31st, 2009 9:38 AM
Keep smiling if you want any shot of playing my daughter in Diehard 7!
March 30th, 2009 6:37 PM
Did you erase the video from last night? I mean come on people, it's Bruce here. Am I the only one that figured this is why the ex had to date a kid just to keep up the same level of bunny humpin' all night?
March 29th, 2009 7:01 PM
yuk u ugly white people. man you guys should be used as sluts, cuz thats all u good for, u AINT got booties, you dont have personalities , the only thing your known for are your blondes who are fkkd up and supid, good lukk wif thatt and were it will take uu, SLUTT
March 29th, 2009 6:38 PM
smile, youre in love, remember?
March 28th, 2009 8:50 PM
lets get them back for harrasing us with their cameras (paparazi)
March 28th, 2009 4:52 PM
OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!
March 28th, 2009 3:48 PM
Hope I can get it up for you dear? Why did you marry a limp biscuit? Oh ya the $$$$$$
March 28th, 2009 2:19 AM
If I accidentally call you Demi, just fake a smile.
March 27th, 2009 10:19 PM
Don't these OLD farts get it.....beautiful younger women make you look older not younger !!!
Rank: Z-Lister
March 27th, 2009 7:33 PM
I'm gonna take a photo of you with this camera and then use your pic to compare you with Demi. OK?