Welcome, fans of celeb news and gossip, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday feature in its 75th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
Bruce Willis, 54, and new hot wife Emma Heming, 30, certainly made for easy targets, but we chose the caption submitted by Kate as the best. Congratulations!
OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!
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March 27th, 2009 3:00 PM
don't worry, you've got 5, 6 years until I trade you in
March 27th, 2009 4:02 PM
You are so freakin' hot, I'd like to lay beneath a glass table and let you shit on my face.
March 27th, 2009 6:43 PM
ill give u my camera for some action..
March 27th, 2009 7:14 PM
I've got a casting couch with your name on it....
March 27th, 2009 7:33 PM
I'm gonna take a photo of you with this camera and then use your pic to compare you with Demi. OK?
March 27th, 2009 10:19 PM
Don't these OLD farts get it.....beautiful younger women make you look older not younger !!!
March 28th, 2009 2:19 AM
If I accidentally call you Demi, just fake a smile.
March 28th, 2009 3:48 PM
Hope I can get it up for you dear? Why did you marry a limp biscuit? Oh ya the $$$$$$
March 28th, 2009 4:52 PM
OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!
March 28th, 2009 8:50 PM
lets get them back for harrasing us with their cameras (paparazi)