The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 73

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Welcome, celeb gossip and news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition now in its 73rd week. How does the Caption Contest work?

  • Think of a caption for the celebrity pic below.
  • Click "comments," and fill out the form.

That's it! Go to town and give us your best caption(s) for this beachside photo of The Hills stars / Lauren Conrad BFFs Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt!

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It would make my snatch really moist to see that guy over there fuck those enormous titties of yours and blow a nut all over your whore face.

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oh LOOK!!! WATER!!!!!

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Look our reality TV careers are being washed away in the sea!

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Or, Honestly he was that small!

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I've had one that big before!

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Is that Paris and Doug?

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Stephanie: Look, who's that loser trying to act cool?
Audrina: Just your brother.

Audrina Patridge Biography

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Audrina Patridge stars on The Hills. Maybe you recognize Audrina Patridge from that show ... or from those hot nude pics that surfaced... More »
Born
Birthplace
Yorba Linda, California
Full Name
Audrina Cathleen Patridge

Audrina Patridge Quotes

[The role is] giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]. This is why I moved to L.A.

Audrina Patridge [on snagging a movie role]

Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.

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