This just in: Robert Pattinson is single... and a little pissed off.
In the April issue of GQ, the Twilight star denies pretty much every celebrity gossip report of which he's ever been the focus.
"There's literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me," Pattinson told the magazine. "I never do anything."
So, you're not dating Camila Bella behind the back of Joe Jonas, Robert?
"I'm friends with Camilla," the actor said. "That's the extent of it. I mean, Camilla's the nicest – she's a saint. And it's funny that she's being portrayed as this home wrecker. She's literally the most unlikely person to be a home wrecker. It's just ridiculous."
As for his actual dating life? Don't look for Pattinson to settle down while his professional life is such an adventure.
"I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment."
Don't worry, Rob. We have a feeling most of our female readers will settle for one hour with you.
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