Robert Pattinson: A Single Stud
by Hilton Hater at .This just in: Robert Pattinson is single... and a little pissed off.
In the April issue of GQ, the Twilight star denies pretty much every celebrity gossip report of which he's ever been the focus.
"There's literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me," Pattinson told the magazine. "I never do anything."
So, you're not dating Camila Bella behind the back of Joe Jonas, Robert?
"I'm friends with Camilla," the actor said. "That's the extent of it. I mean, Camilla's the nicest – she's a saint. And it's funny that she's being portrayed as this home wrecker. She's literally the most unlikely person to be a home wrecker. It's just ridiculous."
As for his actual dating life? Don't look for Pattinson to settle down while his professional life is such an adventure.
"I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment."
Don't worry, Rob. We have a feeling most of our female readers will settle for one hour with you.
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Comments (9 Total)
oops... it hit send too soon... but what i was going to say was the attractive thing, that is opinion, and opinion only. And acting? Only good acting I've seen in a long while was Johnny Depp in Public Enemies, and I'm not a huge Johnny Depp fan either. Nothing about the Twilight films has been good IMO, and the second one totally butchered the book. I was very sad about that.
Personally, I'd have to agree that he is undoubtably, not attractive, in my own personal opinion. He could be a wonderful guy, wouldn't know, never met him, and I know better than to believe people are like what they portray themselves to be to the public. If you were a jerk would you go telling everyone that? The people who pay your bills? Hell no, you'd let them believe that you were wonderful. I'm not saying that is what he is doing, but if you've never met him, you should be realistic and know that that could very well be the case. And, the attractive
I think that he needs a break from all the crazy fans that scream at him he is not a god, he is just a hansom dude thats all
OK...for starters, Rob is the most talented actor to come on the scene in a LONG time. He is so versitle and amazing. He can do anything, and I hope he gets everything his heart desires out of his career. Second, he is seriously one of the best musicians I have ever heard, I rank him right up there with Van Morrison. EVERY time I listen to his voice, I get butterflies in my stomache. He puts his whole heart and soul into it and you can hear that in every beat of the song. I am not basing this opinion on the Twilight soundtrack, either...those songs are good, but the songs I found on-line are absolutely AMAZING! Third and last, he is SO damn adorable I just want to take him home with me....he has the best laugh!! He is just a genuine guy who is on this amazing ride and I hope he stays true to himself and his art. If he ever needs a break form the craziness I know of some places to hide him in Wisconsin!! XOXOXOXO :)
the boy is absofugginlutely smoking! i have never seen anyone who can even come close. he is the whole package, intelligent, funny as hell, straightforward, self-depricating, and unbelievably talented. add to that his face, the body, the hair- damn I'm sold! and over 30..... i may need to be resussitated anyway best of luck to him - I fully expect to say to my grandchildren "I remember him when...."