Poor Lindsay Lohan.

During the same two-week span that saw Tyson Beckford crush her modeling dreams, and Lohan complain that the public is to blame for her failing career, the mediocre actress has received more bad news.

Her latest movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.

The unfunny comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009.

In the movie, Lohan portrays a woman that fakes a pregnancy in order to save her job. She must then keep the lie going for nine months.

Not really sure if this fits Lohan's description of desired roles. Earlier this week, she said "I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."