Lindsay Lohan Sells Soul, Spray Tan

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How far has Lindsay Lohan fallen?

I Know Who Killed Me might not even be her lamest career decision!

The actress - who makes more headlines these days for fights with Samantha Ronson than for any album or movie role - is so desperate for money and attention that she's releasing her own line of spray tan. Yes, spray tan.

Why the motivation to market something even faker than her boobs?

“As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved," Lohan said, proceeding to extoll the virtues of spray tanner Lorit Simon. “She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect."

So that's what Lindsay has been doing with so many men this whole time! She's just been testing the reaction of various spray tans to different tongues and penises.

The $35 product will be available exclusively in Sephora stores on May 1.

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Too pathetic, too ridiculous. This is a joke, right?

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