Larry Birkhead Pimps Himself Out
Larry Birkhead has taken a break from pimping out daughter Dannielynn.
Sometimes, a self-serving, exploitive father has to get his flirt on!
The former lover of Anna Nicole Smith was spotted at a club in Hollywood over the weekend. We can only imagine what his pick-up lines were...
- Golden shower? Sure. Hey, if I'm willing to sell photos of myself and my child at her mother's grave, i clearly have no shame.
- No, no. They call me Larry Dickhead because of my giant package.
- My last baby mama ended up dead... lightning can't strike twice, can it?
- It could be worse: I could be Howard K. Stern.
Click on the pics below for more examples of Larry Birkhead spending a night away from his cash machine daughter...
[Photos: Splash News]
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March 23rd, 2009 4:19 PM
Larry Birkhead is a total loser, you guys are so right. I hope he decides to Google himself and reads this too. You suck Larry!!
March 23rd, 2009 4:12 PM
Larry Birkhead is pitiful gay loser who impregnated drug addicted woman on heroin.
He should be ashamed of himself!!