Larry Birkhead Pimps Himself Out

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Larry Birkhead has taken a break from pimping out daughter Dannielynn.

Sometimes, a self-serving, exploitive father has to get his flirt on!

The former lover of Anna Nicole Smith was spotted at a club in Hollywood over the weekend. We can only imagine what his pick-up lines were...

  • Golden shower? Sure. Hey, if I'm willing to sell photos of myself and my child at her mother's grave, i clearly have no shame.
  • No, no. They call me Larry Dickhead because of my giant package.
  • My last baby mama ended up dead... lightning can't strike twice, can it?
  • It could be worse: I could be Howard K. Stern.
Birkhead, on the Prowl

Click on the pics below for more examples of Larry Birkhead spending a night away from his cash machine daughter...

Up Yours, Larry!
Lovable Larry
Not Camera Shy
Larry Dickhead
Club Goer

[Photos: Splash News]


Larry Birkhead is a total loser, you guys are so right. I hope he decides to Google himself and reads this too. You suck Larry!!


Larry Birkhead is pitiful gay loser who impregnated drug addicted woman on heroin.
He should be ashamed of himself!!


Larry Birkhead Quotes

She has a boyfriend. Count from Seasame Street.

Larry Birkhead [on his daughter]

I think about life in a different way. I had kidney stones and was in the hospital for a week in July. I was freaking out thinking, If something happens to me, Dannielynn is by herself. I'm all this little one has left.

Larry Birkhead